Stage 1 - CLEVER
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe, especially football. You KNOW yo u know everything and you want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And,of course,the p erson you are talking to is very WRONG (Insert Raider Fan here). This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are CLEVER.

Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING
This is when you realise that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and every one there wants you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing that they want you bad and they are dying to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still CLEVER, so you can talk to this person about any subject. DON'T do it!!, your knowledge of football is NOT that great. But do you listen, of course not, you're CLEVER, you're GOOD LOOKING, and YOU'RE a RAIDER FAN.

Stage 3 - RICH
This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armoured truck full of money parked outside. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course you are still CLEVER so, naturally, you will win all your bets and you bet that DA RAAAAIDERS will win on Sunday. It doesn't matter how much you bet because you are RICH.

Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone, especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who want you BAD and challenge them to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle, because you are CLEVER, you're RICH and hell, you're BETTER LOOKING than them anyway.